it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Randomize
