at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
