so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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