I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We left an ass print on the piano.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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