no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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