I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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