if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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