pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
