Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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