If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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