Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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