It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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