Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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