Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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