Sponge bath it is.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i drank out of a bidet.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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