All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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