this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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