the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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