: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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