This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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