Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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