I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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