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Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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