Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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