Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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