dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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