For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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