i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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