She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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