I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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