good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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