i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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