There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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