If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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