And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
where are my eyebrows?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
