Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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