Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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