I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Watching her eat just hurts me
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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