Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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