Me too!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
