physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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