he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
3pm strippers are depressing
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I would ride that face into the sunset
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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