Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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