I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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