love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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