plz talk dirty to me
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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