Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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