question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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