Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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