This is not my ceiling
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
