sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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