I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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