I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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