I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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