Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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