Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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