i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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