I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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