I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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