so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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