I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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