Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
