If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
